Ian is unique in that he has a friendship ending, corresponding on the gallery to CG

10. To unlock it you need to have 800 dollars by the end of the game, not be dating Ian, and you need to have a good friendship with Ian. There are many ways to achieve this, but the guide below is one of the quickest ways:

I'm gay. Eh. I don't feel up to it. No. I want to stay in. I've got a lot on my mind tonight. Ew, are you kidding me?

Sleep like an angel. Meh. Please, can we beta test another time? Okay, Okay, OKAY!!! No. Maybe I have something to do. I'm planning to tell them. Soon. Tell them. Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. Study, for the love of Christ. Can you guys handle this? You know who loves getting up at the crack of dawn? Tell her no.

Oh god. I have no idea why I'm pouring my soul out to a fish. All right, all right. A couple of laps at the pool sounds refreshing. Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. Fine, fine, I'll take a look at it, but only to help you find bugs. Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. Not gonna happen. Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash

Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. No, just no. Do something else this weekend. Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. Do something else this weekend. Day out with Ian.

Brad[]

1 I'm gay. (Proceed to

2) I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to

2) Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the other for the sake of simplicity)

2 All right. (Starts Alex's route, so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) Eh. (Proceed to

3)

3 Fine, fine! (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) No. (Proceed to

4)

4 I bet it's nice... (Proceed to

5) I wonder what your... (Proceed to

5) I've got a lot on my mind... (Proceed to

5, recommended)

5 Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to

6)

6 Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to

7, recommended)

7 HELLLOOO Professor. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Meh. (Proceed to

8, recommended)

8 Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to

9) Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to

9)

9 NO. (Proceed to

10) Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to

10)

10 Sure, no prob. (Starts Ian's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) No. (Proceed to

11)

11 I'm biding my time. (Proceed to

12) I'm planning to tell them. (Proceed to

12, recommended)

12 Tell them. (Proceed to

13, recommended) Oh, you know. (Proceed to

13)

13 Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to

14) Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to

14) Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to

14)

14 Beat off to "Lumberjackin', Vol.3." (Proceed to

15) Study, for the love of Christ. (Proceed to

15, recommended)

15 Can you guys handle this? (Proceed to

16) One of us should go... (Starts Jed's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)

16 God, FINE! (Starts Phil's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) You know who loves getting up... (Proceed to

17, recommended)

17 Accept the job. (Proceed to

18) Tell her no. (Romance Fails)

18 There must be some mistake. (Proceed to

19) I'm not intimidated by you, fat head. (Game Over) What do you mean I'm not smokin' hot? (Proceed to

19)

19 You can depend on me. (Proceed to

21) Beau, to be honest, this sounds like a special case. (Proceed to

20)

20 Haha, that was a joke. (Proceed to

21) It sounds like I'm babysitting your brother. (Proceed to

21)

21 Hey, I'm here to help you with your class... (Proceed to

22, recommended) Look, between your overprotective brother... (Proceed to

23) I'll do it for fifty a page. (Proceed to

24) With stars in your eyes, whisper (Proceed to

73, Romance Fails, Path to CG

1 and CG

5) Let me tongue your tight little starfish (Unlocks CG

9, Romance Fails)

22 It doesn't matter if that's how it's done. (Proceed to

25) No way, your brother would crush my head like a nut. (Proceed to

25) I am SO sick of you spoiled athletes... (Proceed to

23)

23 Make it forty. (Proceed to

73, Romance Fails, Path to CG

1 and CG

5) Did you hear anything I just said?! (Proceed to

24)

24 This is against everything I've ever believed in... (Proceed to

73, Romance Fails, Path to CG

1 and CG

5) No! Stop trying to bribe me. (Proceed to

25)

25 Oh god! (Proceed to

26, recommended) Thanks for listening, Slurpy. (Proceed to

26)

26 All right, all right. (Proceed to

28) Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to

27)

27 No thanks. (Proceed to

29) GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to

28)

28 A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to

29) Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to

29) Exercise? (Proceed to

29)

29 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

30) Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to

30, recommended) Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to

30)

30 Fine, fine... (Proceed to

31) I'm not interested... (Proceed to

31)

31 Accept. (Proceed to

32) Refuse. (Romance Fails)

32 Come on, don't you even want to give it a shot? (Proceed to

33) Well, as long as I'm getting paid... (Proceed to

80, Romance Fails, Path to unlock CG

1 and CG

5) Look, you're already two weeks behind on the reading assignments. (Proceed to

33)

33 I can provide perks as well. (Romance Fails) Write his papers? (Romance Fails) I can provide him with the purpose (Proceed to

34) Oh screw this. I'm leaving (Romance Fails)

34 Fine, fine. (Proceed to

35) Not gonna happen. (Proceed to

36)

35 You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to

36) Maybe see... (Proceed to

36) Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to

36)

36 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

37) Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to

37) Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to

37)

37 You're screwed if you get injured... (Proceed to

38, necessary for a successful romance) You know, even if you're a jock... (Proceed to

38) Stop making excuses for yourself... (Proceed to

38)

38 Move, so your legs no longer touch. (Proceed to

39) Leave your leg there and pretend you don't notice. (Proceed to

39, Path to CG

8, unlocks choice

41) Put your hand on his thigh. (Romance Fails after a few other choices)

39 Of course. I'm here to help Brad succeed. (Proceed to

40, necessary for a successful romance) Actually, I was hoping this... (Romance Fails)

40 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

44, if you picked the second option at

38 proceed to

41) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

36, if you picked the second option at

38 proceed to

41) Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to

36 , if you picked the second option at

38 proceed to

41)

41 Jack off before your tutoring session. (Proceed to

42) Distract yourself with other thoughts. (Proceed to

42) Focus on toilet issues. (Proceed to

42)

42 I'm thinking deep thoughts! (Proceed to

43) I'm taking a dump! (Proceed to

44) I'm jacking off! (Proceed to

44) I'm jacking off and taking a dump! (Proceed to

44, Unlocks CG

8)

43 Ian, I'd like to shit in peace, okay? (Proceed to

39) I'm thinking about opening a chain of 98 cent stores. (Proceed to

39)

44 Your ideas are all over the place. You should put your strongest points... (Proceed to

45, necessary for a successful romance) Your ideas are all over the place. You need to put your strongest points... (Proceed to

45) Well, the most important thing... (Proceed to

45)

45 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

46) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

46) Since you promised the old lady... (Proceed to

46)

46 Sorry man. I'm on the clock. (Proceed to

47) Well, I suppose one couldn't hurt. (Proceed to

47)

47 Double click the photo for a quick look. (Proceed to

48, Unlocks CG

2) Let's not be a creeperino. (Proceed to

48)

48 Sure, go for it. (Proceed to

49) You know, I'm cool with you jerking off here... (Proceed to

51, Unlocks CG

3)

49 Jerk off as quickly as possible. (Proceed to

50) Do nothing. (Proceed to

51)

50 Save Brad from an ignominious fate. (Proceed to

51) Oh well. (Proceed to

51)

51 You need to relax. (Proceed to

52, recommended) What is he, 16? (Proceed to

52) Yeah well, we decided to take a porn break, you know? (Romance Fails) Yes we did, Beau. I apologize. (Proceed to

52)

52 He's an adult, Beau. (Proceed to

53, recommended) I guess you feel responsible... (Proceed to

53) Did they have chicken fried bacon? (Proceed to

53)

53 A break, huh? (Proceed to

54, recommended) We haven't finished going over the reading though! (Proceed to

54) C-can I pick the porn this time? (Proceed to

54) Ok. Five minutes. (Proceed to

54)

54 Eat a cupcake while you wait. (Romance Fails) Wait. (Proceed to

55)

55 Go see him in person. (Proceed to

56) Forget it. (Romance Fails)

56 I'll voice my displeasure and quickly walk away. (Proceed to

57) I'll tell you when I think of something appropriately threatening... (Proceed to

57, recommended) I'll take my monster... (Proceed to

57)

57 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

58) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

58) Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to

58)

58 Tell your roommates about what you happened... (Proceed to

59) Tell your roommates what happened... (Proceed to

59)

59 I admit I've got a bit of a crush. (Proceed to

60, necessary for a successful romance) I wouldn't kick him out of bed, that's for sure. (Romance Fails) I'm not really interested, being his tutor and all. (Romance Fails)

60 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

61) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

61) Accompany Ian... (Proceed to

61)

61 Go back to the house and give him the notes. (Proceed to

62) Forget it. (Romance Fails)

62 You'll be fine. (Romance Fails) I can help you. (Proceed to

63)

63 We can do something fun afterwards. (Proceed to

64, unlocks CGs 11-13) You can do whatever you want with me afterwards. (Proceed to

64) You can feel a sense of accomplishment... (Proceed to

64)

64 It's pretty good, I guess. (Proceed to

65) Starting at your own 23. (Proceed to

66 if you picked the first option at

63, otherwise go to

70'. 'Recommended) You can feel a sense of accomplishment... (Romance Fails)

65 Run an option out of the pistol... (Proceed to

66 if you picked the first option at

63, otherwise go to

70) Four wide outs on deep routes... (Romance Fail) Elephant gun package... (Romance Fails)

66 Yeah. It'd be nice. (Proceed to

67, Unlocks CG

11 and CG

12) Who am I kidding? We can cuddle later. (Proceed to

72, Unlocks CG

6 and CG

7)

67 I must've been dreaming of, uh, something. (Romance Fails) I was having the most intense dream about... (Proceed to

68, path to unlock CG

13)

68 Welp. (Proceed to

72) That's when I ripped off your underwear. (Proceed to

69, path to unlock CG

13)

69 Maybe we could do that stuff now. (Proceed to

72, Unlocks CG

13) No, nothing. (Proceed to

72)

70 - If You Picked "You can feel a sense of accomplishment" at

57 You should feel pretty pleased with yourself. (Romance Fails) Kiss him. (Proceed to

71)

71 Fall asleep in each other's arms. (Proceed to

72) Kiss him harder. (Proceed to

72, Unlocks CG

6 and CG

7)

72 Romance Successful, Unlocks CG

10

73 - Cheating Route - You fail the romance but there are two exclusive CGs by helping Brad cheat I need to familiarize myself with the material... (Proceed to

74) Duh. (Cheating Fails)

74 Oh god! (Proceed to

75, recommended) Thanks for listening, Slurpy. (Proceed to

75)

75 All right, all right. (Proceed to

77) Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to

76)

76 No thanks. (Proceed to

78) GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to

27)

77 A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to

78) Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to

78) Exercise? (Proceed to

78)

78 Work on Brad's essay. (Proceed to

79, necessary for successful cheating) Do something else. (Cheating Fails)

79 Fine, fine... (Proceed to

80) I'm not interested... (Proceed to

80)

80 Fine, fine. (Proceed to

81) Not gonna happen. (Proceed to

82)

81 You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to

82) Maybe see... (Proceed to

82) Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to

82)

82 Work on Brad's essay. (Proceed to

83, necessary for successful cheating) Do something else. (Cheating Fails)

82 Write the essay. (Proceed to

88) Pretend to write... (Proceed to

83, Unlocks CG

1)

83 Turn up the heater.. (Proceed to

84) Ignore the pervert within. (Proceed to

84)

84 Work on Brad's essay. (Proceed to

85, necessary for successful cheating) Do something else. (Cheating Fails)

85 Jack off before your tutoring session. (Proceed to

86) Distract yourself with other thoughts. (Proceed to

86) Focus on toilet issues. (Proceed to

86)

86 I'm thinking deep thoughts! (Proceed to

87) I'm taking a dump! (Proceed to

89) I'm jacking off! (Proceed to

89) I'm jacking off and taking a dump! (Proceed to

89, Unlocks CG

8)

87 Ian, I'd like to shit in peace, okay? (Proceed to

89) I'm thinking about opening a chain of 98 cent stores. (Proceed to

89)

88 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

89) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

89) Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to

89)

89 A blow job? (Proceed to

90) Look, don't freak out... (Proceed to

92, Unlocks CG

5)

90 You should be ashamed. (Proceed to

91) Well okay. (Proceed to

92, Unlocks CG

5)

91 Ok, ok. (Proceed to

92, Unlocks CG

5) No, the contract was to cheat for you... (Proceed to

92)

92 Cheating Successful - You get a text-only epilogue in the ending about Mark seeing Brad on TV and he congratulates himself on having helped Brad cheat.

Phil[]

1 I'm gay. (Proceed to

2) I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to

2) Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the other for the sake of simplicity)

2 All right. (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) Eh. (Proceed to

3)

3 Fine, fine! (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) No. (Proceed to

4)

4 I bet it's nice... (Proceed to

5) I wonder what your... (Proceed to

5) I've got a lot on my mind... (Proceed to

5, recommended)

5 Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to

6)

6 Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to

7, recommended)

7 HELLLOOO Professor. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Meh. (Proceed to

8, recommended)

8 Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to

9) Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to

9)

9 NO. (Proceed to

10) Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to

10, highly recommended)

10 Sure, no prob. (Starts Ian's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) No. (Proceed to

11)

11 I'm biding my time. (Proceed to

12) I'm planning to tell them. (Proceed to

12, recommended)

12 Tell them. (Proceed to

13, recommended) Oh, you know. (Proceed to

13)

13 Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to

14) Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to

14) Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to

14)

14 Beat off... (Proceed to

15) Study... (Proceed to

15, recommended)

15 Can you guys handle this? (Proceed to

16) One of us should go... (Starts Jed's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)

16 God, FINE! (Proceed to

17, necessary for a successful romance) You know who loves getting up... (Locks you out of Phil's route)

17 You and Penny are pretty close, huh? (Proceed to

18, recommended) So I hear D&D was a... (Proceed to

18) Tell me more about... (Proceed to

18) Eat breed. (Proceed to

18)

18 Accept the job. (Starts Brad's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) Tell her no. (Proceed to

19)

19 All right, all right. (Proceed to

21, recommended) Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to

20)

20 No thanks. (Proceed to

22) GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to

21)

21 A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to

22) Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to

22) Exercise? (Proceed to

22)

22 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

23) Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to

23) Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to

23)

23 Fine, fine... (Proceed to

24) I'm not interested... (Proceed to

24)

24 All right, I'll go... (Proceed to

25) Sure, it sounds interesting. (Proceed to

25) No, I've got better stuff... (Ends route)

25 Like what? (Proceed to

26) That's idiotic Ian. (Proceed to

26)

26 Keep the hat on for now. (Proceed to

27, necessary for a successful romance) Take the hat off. (Proceed to

27)

27 Badminton. (Proceed to

27, necessary for a successful romance) Racquetball. (Proceed to

28) Swimming. (Proceed to

28)

28 Wealthy as I am... (Proceed to

29) The emperor is rich... (Proceed to

29, necessary for a successful romance) Wealth consists not in having... (Proceed to

29)

29 Fine, fine. (Proceed to

30) Not gonna happen. (Proceed to

31)

30 You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to

31) Maybe see... (Proceed to

31) Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to

31)

31 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

32) Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to

32) Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to

32)

32 You know what? (Proceed to

33) No. (Ends Route) Sorry. (Ends Route)

33 Hey, take a deep breath... (Proceed to

34, recommended) Look on the bright side. (Proceed to

34) Looks like we got a... (Proceed to

34)

34 Okay. (Proceed to

35) I have a better idea. (Proceed to

35)

35 Violet, Phil's just trying... (Proceed to

36) C'mon y'all... (Ends Route)

36 Maybe I just want to help out Penny's uncle. (Proceed to

37) Maybe I think you're cute. (Proceed to

37, recommended) It's about freaking time you thanked me. (Ends Route)

37 You're on. (Proceed to

38) No thanks,... (Ends Route)

38 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

39) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

39) Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to

39)

39 Sounds fun, I'll be there. (Proceed to

40) Sorry, I've got... (Ends Route)

40 It certainly couldn't hurt, could it? (Proceed to

40) No, just no. (Proceed to

40, recommended)

41 Take short, intense breaths... (Proceed to

42, unlocks

43) Take slow, methodical breaths. (Proceed to

42, recommended)

42 Lift your head higher than normal. (Proceed to

43) Lift your head just high enough. (Proceed to

45, recommended, if chosen the second option before unlocks CG

1)

43 It would serve you right. (Proceed to

44) SIR, YES SIR. (Proceed to

45) Oh shut it. (Game Over)

44 SIR, YES SIR. (Proceed to

45) Well, duh. (Game Over) Do you have to yell? (Game Over)

45 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

46) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

46) Since you promised the old lady... (Proceed to

46)

46 Sure, sounds awesome. (Proceed to

47) Actually, you could slide... (Ends Route) No thanks, I'm not feeling it. (Ends Route)

47 Not at all. (Proceed to

48) Why don't you shut..? (Game Over) Let Phil handle this. (Proceed to

48)

48 Phil, you've got more... (Proceed to

49) Yeah, shut your... (Game Over)

49 Kiss him. (Proceed to

50, path to unlock CG

2) Be sympathetic.(Proceed to

52)

50 Sure, I'm glad for that. (Proceed to

52, path to unlock CG

8 and CG

9) Offer a blowjob. (Proceed to

51, path to unlock CG

2 and CG

3)

51 I'm soooo hungry... (Ends Route, Unlocks CG

3) It'll help you blow off some steam. (Proceed to

52, Unlocks CG

2, Unlocks CG

8 in the Ending) Sorry. (Proceed to

52)

52 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

53) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

53) Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to

53)

53 If that's the only... (Proceed to

54) I dunno, am I insane? (Proceed to

54) Well, good luck. (Ends Route)

54 I agree, you should have your fun. (Proceed to

55) In all honesty, you seem... (Proceed to

55, recommended)

55 Hell yeah! (Proceed to

56, recommended) I dunno, man. (Proceed to

56)

56 - Quiz You need to win the Quiz to unlock a third of Phil's CGs. To win the Quiz easily use the roll back function (press Page Up) each time you get a question wrong so you can re-answer it. There are four alternatives to each question, so eventually you'll get it right.

57 But was it hotter than Death Valley on July 10, 1913? (Proceed to

58, Unlocks CG

4) Hahaha. (Ends Route)

58 Grind your ass against his dick. (Proceed to

59, Unlocks CG

6 and CG

7, Unlocks CG

8 in the Ending''') Flip him over and wrestle for top. (Proceed to

59, Unlocks CG

5, , Unlocks CG

8 in the Ending''')

59 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

53) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

53) Accompany Ian... (Proceed to

53)

60 I'd love to. (Proceed to

62, recommended) Can't we do something else, just the two of us? (Proceed to

61) It's finals week and I'm REALLY... (Ends Route)

61 Okay, I'll be there. (Proceed to

62) Sorry, but no. (Ends Route)

62 You're asking me to hide the fact that Phil and I are going out? (Proceed to

63) If it helps his father's campaign,... (Proceed to

63) Only one question, Pat. (Ends Route)

63 Don't, Phil. (Romance Successful, unlocks CG

9, if you gave Phil a blowjob and/or had sex with him also unlocks CG

8) Hit Knutson. (Ends Route) Let Phil handle it. (Ends Route)

Jed[]

1 I'm gay. (Proceed to

2) I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to

2) Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the others for the sake of simplicity)

2 All right. (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) Eh. (Proceed to

3)

3 Fine, fine! (Starts Alex's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) No. (Proceed to

4)

4 I bet it's nice... (Proceed to

5) I wonder what your... (Proceed to

5) I've got a lot on my mind... (Proceed to

5, recommended)

5 Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to

6)

6 Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to

7, recommended)

7 HELLLOOO Professor. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Meh. (Proceed to

8, recommended)

8 Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to

9) Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to

9)

9 NO. (Proceed to

10) Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to

10)

10 Sure, no prob. (Starts Ian's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other) No. (Proceed to

11)

11 I'm biding my time. (Proceed to

12) I'm planning to tell them. (Proceed to

12, recommended)

12 Tell them. (Proceed to

13, recommended) Oh, you know. (Proceed to

13)

13 Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to

14) Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to

14) Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to

14)

14 Beat off... (Proceed to

15) Study... (Proceed to

15, recommended)

15 Can you guys handle this? (Ends Romance) One of us should go... (Proceed to

16)

16 I thought you were high. (Proceed to

17) Annoying, but I'm slowly getting over it. (Proceed to

17) I didn't like you at all. (Proceed to

17) I thought you were hot. (Proceed to

17) You need to relax, Ian.(Proceed to

17)

17 Well, it's after hours. (Ends Romance) Fine, fine, I'll go. (Proceed to

18)

18 Whoaaa, look, I live downstairs. (Proceed to

19) Huh? Oh, riiight. That's me, Cumslut97! (Proceed to

26)

19 I'm not joining your circle of perverts, okay? (Proceed to

30) Listen, if you don't keep the noise down, I'm calling the cops. (Proceed to

30) All right, good try. You're not fooling anybody. (Proceed to

20, path to unlock CG

2) Did you s-s-say room for one more? (Proceed to

21, path to unlock CG

2)

20 Ha! Interrogate? (Proceed to

30) Yes, I'm ready to test whether my hypotheses are true. (Proceed to

21)

21 Look, I'll have you know. (Proceed to

22) Come on, I know what Bukkake is. (Proceed to

22) Well, not entirely. Is it like a potluck? (Proceed to

30)

22 I see where this is going... (Proceed to

30) Well um, technically the "star" needs to be be naked. (Proceed to

23) If you're the "star," you need to be naked (Proceed to

24, path to unlock CG

1) Well, if you're the "star,"... (Proceed to

25)

23 Ok, I am NOT playing this game, pervert. (Proceed to

30) Show him by stripping off your clothes. (Proceed to

25)

24 Ok, I'm not playing this perverted game. (Proceed to

30) Uh, yeah. You'd get on the floor, on your knees. (Proceed to

30, unlocks CG

1)

25 You cum on my face. (Proceed to

30, unlocks CG

2) Cum on my face, motherfucker. (Proceed to

30, unlocks CG

2) Tilt your face towards his cock, open your mouth, and wait. (Proceed to

30, unlocks CG

2) Do nothing. (Proceed to

30, unlocks CG

2)

26 Sure. We can make this a two man party. (Proceed to

27) Bukkake party! (Proceed to

30)

27 This is a mistake. I'm leaving. (Proceed to

30) Get naked. (Proceed to

28)

28 What the fuck?! (Proceed to

30) Kneel. (Proceed to

29)

29 Give me that fucking cum. (Proceed to

30, unlocks CG

2) As a polite gesture, I'd appreciate... (Proceed to

30, unlocks CG

2)

30 God, FINE! (Starts Phil's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) You know who loves getting up... (Proceed to

31, recommended)

31 Accept the job. (Starts Brad's route, which can later be stopped, but for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) Tell her no. (Proceed to

32)

32 Oh god! (Proceed to

33, recommended) Thanks for listening, Slurpy. (Proceed to

33)

33 All right, all right. (Proceed to

35, recommended) Are you done with armchair psychologizing? (Proceed to

34)

34 No thanks. (Proceed to

36) GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to

35)

35 A couple laps at the pool sound refreshing. (Proceed to

36) Work up a sweat on the treadmill. (Proceed to

36) Exercise? (Proceed to

36)

36 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

37) Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to

37) Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to

37)

37 Fine, fine... (Proceed to

38) I'm not interested... (Proceed to

38)

38 Stop thinking about that lunatic and go to sleep. (Ends Romance) To hell with it. Go upstairs. (Proceed to

39)

39 Fine, fine. (Proceed to

40) Not gonna happen. (Proceed to

41)

40 You're here for a purpose... (Proceed to

41) Maybe see... (Proceed to

41) Hit the treadmill. (Proceed to

41)

41 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

42) Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to

42) Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to

42)

42 Head over to Jed's (Proceed to

43) Refuse. (Ends Romance)

43 Sure. I'd like that. (Proceed to

44) Sorry. I have a lot going on that night. (Ends Romance)

44 Throw your hands in the air... (Proceed to

45) Order another drink and try to avoid losing an eye. (Proceed to

45) Close your eyes, bow your head... (Proceed to

45)

45 That is so true. (Proceed to

46) That is so not true. (Proceed to

46)

46 Well, it's different. (Proceed to

47) Ohmygod it was great!. (Proceed to

47) I'll be honest, you guys need work. (Proceed to

47) Uh, I'm not a big fan of this genre. (Proceed to

47) I liked it. (Proceed to

47)

47 No! The cops are right below us! (Proceed to

48) You're right. Just keep going. (Proceed to

48, unlocks CG

3)

48 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

49) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

49) Since you promised the old lady... (Proceed to

49)

49 I'm starved. (Proceed to

50) No thanks, I'm good. (Proceed to

50) I'm hungry for something other than pizza. (Proceed to

50, unlocks

51)

50 Sounds awesome. I'd love to. (Proceed to

52, or

51 if you chose the last option before) Gosh. Sorry. (Ends Romance) Depends. (Proceed to

52; or

51 if you chose the last option before)

51 I get extra pepperoni. (Proceed to

52) Gee, I guess I get a dick in my mouth. (Proceed to

52)

52 Oh, I know Jed, the lead singer. (Proceed to

53) Physically alone, I may be. (Proceed to

53, recommended) Who are the Dirty Loofahs? I'm here for the Beebs. (Proceed to

53)

53 Remove your clothes. (Proceed to

54) Keep your clothes on. (Ends Romance)

54 Stare ahead blankly. (Proceed to

55) Smile like a champ. (Proceed to

55) Flip off the officer and yell... (Ends Game)

55 Say nothing. (Proceed to

56) You're bitching way too much about this. (Proceed to

56) I'm—I'm not his fanboy! (Proceed to

56)

56 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

57) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

57) Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to

57)

57 Okay, I'll deliver the money to the band. (Proceed to

59) (Lie) Okay, I'll deliver the money to the band. (Ends Romance) I'm not your errand boy, Jed. (Proceed to

58) I really think you should go yourself. (Proceed to

59)

58 I've got stuff to do. (Ends Romance) Fine. But this is the last time! (Proceed to

59)

59 He did have me deliver some money... (Proceed to

60) Nothing, never mind. (Proceed to

60)

60 You know, he might seem a little nuts... (Proceed to

61) It's not like that. (Proceed to

61)

61 Sounds like you need help. I'm on my way. (Proceed to

63) I'm sorry man. That's pretty far. (Ends Romance) You know, I'm starting to get the feeling... (Proceed to

62)

62 Jed, if you can't be honest... (Ends Romance) I'll pick you up. (Proceed to

63)

63 Since no one else is willing to do it... (Proceed to

64) Kick his ass. (Proceed to

64) Say nothing. (Proceed to

64) What's your problem, Vince? (Proceed to

64)

64 I'll keep an eye out for him. (Ends Romance) I'll see what I can do to help. (Proceed to

65)

65 7th Day Adventist. (Ends Romance) 8th Presbyterian. (Proceed to

66) 9th Baptist. (Ends Romance) 10th Zoroastrianist. (Ends Romance) 11th Satanist. (Ends Romance)

66 Attend church. (Proceed to

67) No way. (Ends Romance)

67 Yeah, those guys are hilarious. (Proceed to

68) The Stooges? Wow, really? (Proceed to

68) Those dudes were legend for a reason. (Proceed to

68)

68 Is that really so bad though? (Proceed to

69) They've got connections and resources. (Proceed to

69) You gotta do whatever makes this worth it for you. (Proceed to

69)

69 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

70) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

70) Accompany Ian... (Proceed to

70)

70 Go to the band meeting,... (Proceed to

71) Go to the competition and support Jed. (Proceed to

72, one of two options necessary for the bad ending and locks out CGs

7-9)

71 We've got some real pressing issues here. (Proceed to

72, path to unlock CGs

7-9) You guys can't kick Jed out. (Proceed to

72, one of two options necessary for the bad ending and locks out CGs

7-9)

72 Give him a pep talk. (Proceed to

73, path to unlock CG

6, and necessary for the romantic ending and unlocking CGs

8-9 if the bandmates join you) Kiss him. (Proceed to

75, necessary for the sexual ending and unlocking CGs

7-8 if the bandmates join you)

73 You should really channel... (Ends Romance) Kiss him harder. (Proceed to

74)

74 Enter a stall. (Proceed to

75) Um, I don't think I'm up for this. (Ends Romance)

75 Top him. (Proceed to Ending, unlocks CG

5) Bottoms up (Proceed to Ending, unlocks CG

4) CG

6 unlocked after competition if pep talk was chosen in

72 Ending CG

7-9 require the bandmates to join you at Jed's recital (go to band meeting, mention Vince's "crabs"), and to have sex with Jed before his recital. CG

8 (final night) is unlocked along with CG

7 (sexual ending) or CG

9 (romantic ending). Regardless of whether you give the pep talk or not, if the bandmates do not join you, then the bad ending is achieved where the band splits up and CGs

7-9 remain locked, even if CGs

4-6 have been unlocked.

Alex[]

1 I'm gay. (Proceed to

2) I'm gay. High five! (Proceed to

2) Uh, just a reminder. (Just pick one of the other for the sake of simplicity)

2 All right. You drive. (Proceed to

4, recommended) Actually, the real reason... (Proceed to

3)

3 Fine, fine! (Proceed to

4) No. (Locked out Alex's route)

4 Whisky, straight up. (Proceed to

6) Beer. (Proceed to

6) A glass of Cabernet. (Proceed to

6) A Midori sour. (Proceed to

6) White Zinfandel. (Proceed to

6) Milk. (Proceed to

5)

5 Whisky, straight up. (Proceed to

6) Beer. (Proceed to

6) A glass of Cabernet. (Proceed to

6) A Midori sour. (Proceed to

6) White Zinfandel. (Proceed to

6) I really fucking want a glass of milk! (Proceed to

6)

6 Wave back. (Proceed to

7) Pretend to be really fascinated... (Proceed to

7, recommended)

7 Sure, I'll have another one of these. (Proceed to

8) No thanks, I'm good. (Proceed to

8) Turn around and ignore him (Ends Route)

8 Actually, no. (Proceed to

9) Not really. (Proceed to

9. Recommended. Unlocks CG

8 in the ending) No I've never been... (Proceed to

9. Unlocks CG

8 in the ending)

9 It's Mark. (Proceed to

10) It's Philbert. (Proceed to

10)

10 Sure, here you go. (Proceed to

11, recommended) Actually, I wasn't looking to meet... (Proceed to

11) O-o-okay. (Proceed to

11) Not interested. (Ends Route) Whatever. (Ends Route)

11 Somebody hit on me. (Proceed to

12, recommended) Uh, not really. (Proceed to

12)

12 Borrow his lube. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Ew, are you kidding me? (Proceed to

13)

13 Whack off. (Just pick the other for the sake of simplicity) Sleep like an angel. (Proceed to

14)

14 This guy hit on me. (Proceed to

15) It went okay, I guess. (Proceed to

16)

15 Look, I'm sort... (Proceed to

16, recommended) Do me a favor, Ian. (Proceed to

16)

16 HELLLOOO Professor. (Proceed to

17) Meh. (Proceed to

17)

17 Yes. (Ends route) You know, it will be... (Proceed to

20, necessary for a successful romance) You know, I'm still open... (Ends route) In that case,... (Proceed to

18)

18 Um, yeah. (Ends route) He just need a little encouragement. (Proceed to

19)

19 Flee his office. (Ends route) I'm sorry I just thought- (Ends route) Look, we're obviously... (Ends route)

20 Penny! Enough with the orange photos! (Proceed to

21) Please, can we beta test another time? (Proceed to

21)

21 Tell Penny... (Proceed to

22) Change the subject. (Proceed to

22)

22 NO. (Proceed to

23. Hurts your friendship with Penny) Okay, okay, OKAY!!! (Proceed to

23, recommended)

23 Sure, no prob. (Starts Ian's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) No. (Proceed to

24)

24 I'm biding my time. (Proceed to

25) I'm planning to tell them. (Proceed to

25, recommended)

25 Tell them. (Proceed to

26, recommended) Oh, you know. (Proceed to

26)

26 Tutor at the Student Learning Center for extra cash. (Proceed to

27) Get a head start start on term paper. (Proceed to

27, highly recommended) Watch the Horror Movie... (Proceed to

27)

27 Beat off... (Proceed to

28) Study... (Proceed to

28, recommended)

28 Can you guys handle this? (Proceed to

29) One of us should go... (Starts Jed's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.)

29 God, FINE! (Starts Phil's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) You know who loves getting up... (Proceed to

30)

30 Accept the job. (Starts Brad's route so for the sake of simplicity pick the other.) Tell her no. (Proceed to

31) CG

1 is unlocked

31 Your mom. (Proceed to

32) You. (Proceed to

32) My anatomy... (Proceed to

32) Nothing! (Proceed to

32)

32 All right, all right. (Proceed to

34, recommended) Are you done with... (Proceed to

33)

33 No thanks. (Ends Route) GAWD, FINE! (Proceed to

34)

34 A couple laps...(Proceed to

35) Work up a sweat...(Proceed to

35) Exercise? (Proceed to

35)

35 Sure. Why not? (Proceed to

37, recommended) No thanks. (Ends Route) No thanks. (Ends Route) W-w-what are you doing here?!? (Proceed to

36)

36 Sure. (Proceed to

37) No thanks. (Ends Route)

37 Sneak a quick peak at his ass. (Ends Route) Are you kidding? (Proceed to

38)

38 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

39) Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to

39) Accompany Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to

39)

39 Fine, fine... (Proceed to

40) I'm not interested (Proceed to

40)

40 Fine, fine. (Proceed to

41) Not gonna happen. (Ends Route)

41 But, you're right. (Proceed to

42) Look, it might shock you... (Proceed to

42)

42 You're here for a purpose... (Ends Route) Maybe see... (Proceed to

43) Hit the treadmill. (Ends Route)

43 I suppose. (Proceed to

44) Bring it, gramps. (Proceed to

44) Uh, okay. (Proceed to

44) Not feeling it today. (Ends Route)

44 Your mind goes blank. (Ends Route) Give him the answer. (Type in "Contusion", Proceed to

45, unlocks CG

2)

45 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

46) Get some extra studying done. (Proceed to

46) Invite Ian and Penny to the beach... (Proceed to

46)

46 I understand. (Proceed to

47, recommended) But I thought we had more going on? (Proceed to

47) Why the worry? (Ends Route)

47 Explain what's been happening between you and Alex. (Proceed to

48, necessary for a successful romance) Ask about the sandwiches. (Ends Route)

48 Yes, find out what's going on, Penny. (Proceed to

49, necessary for a successful romance) Uh, just forget it. (Ends Route)

49 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

50) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

50) Invite Ian and Penny to... (Proceed to

50)

50 This is awful. (Proceed to

51) I can't be involved with this. (Proceed to

51) Nothing's going to come of this. (Proceed to

51)

51 Fine. (Proceed to

52, necessary for a successful romance) I don't need to find out... (Ends Route)

52 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

53) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

53) Since you promised the old lady... (Proceed to

53)

53 Screw that. (Proceed to

55, recommended) No. (Proceed to

54)

54 No. This will not lead to anything good.. (Ends Route) Get to the bottom of this. (Proceed to

55)

55 I need to... (Proceed to

56, necessary for a successful romance) As your student... (Proceed to

56)

56 I... I understand. (Proceed to

60) You can't do this. (Proceed to

57, necessary for a successful romance)

57 Yeah, good idea. (Proceed to

60) Yeah, maybe we should... (Proceed to

58, path to unlock CGs 3, 4 and 5, locks you out of the good ending)

58 Keep going. (Proceed to

59, leads to CGs 3, 4 and 5, locks you out of the good ending) Stop. (Proceed to

60)

59 Push him onto his knees. (Proceed to

60, Unlocks CG

3, locked out of the good ending) Let me suck your cock. (Proceed to

60, Unlocks CG

4, locked out of the good ending) Yes, fuck me. (Proceed to

60, Unlocks CG

5, locked out of the good ending)

60 So drop the investigation... (Proceed to

60, necessary for a successful romance) So I'm turning you in... (Ends Route)

61 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

62) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

62) Treat Penny to a dinner... (Proceed to

62)

62 It was nothing. (Proceed to

64) I need to talk about what happened. (Proceed to

63)

63 It Fine. (Proceed to

64) But, I'm the one... (Ends Route)

64 Tutor at the Student Learning Center... (Proceed to

65) Get some studying done. (Proceed to

65) Accompany Ian... (Proceed to

65)

65 No. (Ends Route) Yes. (Proceed to

66)

66 I was being stalked. (Ends Route) I wanted to help. (Proceed to

67, necessary for a successful romance) I just got caught up in drama... (Ends Route)

67 But, you're not my professor anymore. (Romance Successful, Unlocks CG

6 and CG

7 and unlocks CG

8 if you picked the second or third choice at

8) Keep it cool and shake his hand. (Ends Route)

Amos[]

Follow Ian's route to the point at the gay bar except don't go home with him. You can follow 4 different paths on Amos' route: the romantic path, the erotic path, the weird path and the mean path. Depending on the path you choose, you'll be able to unlock different CG from Amos' route:

• Romantic route --> CG

  9, CG

  12

• Erotic route --> CG

  6, CG

  7, CG

  10

• Weird route --> CG

  2, CG

  3, CG

  5, CG

  11

• Mean route --> CG

  4, CG

  9

1 – Gay bar A glass of Sauvignon Blanc, please. -->

2 I'll have a beer. -->

2 The usual, good sir. -->

2

2 – Gay bar Wait, what? -->

3 I suppose you are correct. -->

3 I'm just going to enjoy my drink. Thank you. *Look away* -->

3

3 – Gay bar Ok, you really had me going there. -->

4 Do you wanna just put the roofie in my drink now... -->

4

4 – Gay bar YOU'RE NOT PAYING FOR ANYTHING, ASSHOLE -->

5 If you continue this course of action... -->

5 Exactly how much money are we talking about here? -->

5

5 – Gay bar People are so superficial, right? -->

6 Well, I don't think you're plain looking. -->

6 Are you plain? Not sure how anyone would know with that beard. -->

6

6 – Gay bar Accept the ride. -->

7 Politely decline. > Romance fails Is this some kind of trick? >

7

7 – On Amos' motorbike I'd love to. -->

8, romantic path Maybe romantic, maybe a little more than that. Yeah, yeah? -->

8, erotic path Ok, this is gonna sound mean, but romantic?... > #?, mean path Actually, I've got this jug of pennies... > #?, weird path Sorry, I'm really busy with school these days. --> Romance fails

8 – Kitchen Um heh, okay. *blush* -->

9 He's a guy, I'm a guy, that's all there is to know. -->

9 Penny, don't you have some bugs to fix? -->

9

9 – Bathroom Keep it casual in a t-shirt. -->

10 Dress up for god's sake. -->

10

10 – Meadow No fried chicken or fruit roll-ups? What the heck, man? -->

11, mean path Sounds kind of cheesy, if you get my drift. Heh. -->

11, weird path This place is nice and secluded. It's perfect. *wink wink* -->

11, erotic path This place is beautiful. It's so serene. -->

11, romantic path

11 – Meadow LOL. You are so right. Wanna fuck? -->

12, erotic path That's a good point. -->

12, romantic path Cry me a river, Mary. It's not that bad. -->

12, mean path I like the way you talk, big feller. -->

12, weird path

12 – Meadow Remove the cattail and pet her. -->

13 Shoo her away. -->

13

13 – In the balloon Think we could get the balloonist into a mile-high menage? -->

14, erotic path Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is corny, and so are you. > mean path Whatever. I'm just sad I didn't bring my magnifying glass... >

14, weird path Bite your lip and say nothing -->

14, romantic path

14 – In the balloon Well, actually, I haven't come yet. *Wink* -->

15, erotic path Hey, listen. If we toss Mr. Balloon Man over the side... -->

15, weird path Would you freak out if I started jumping up and down right now? -->

15, mean path I never expected anything like this. -->

15, romantic path

15 – In the balloon Okay. Sounds fun. -->

16, CG

1 Poetry? Uh, no, I've got, uh, something else going on. --> CG

1, romance fails

16 – Your room Yes, Edgy. Help me! -->

17 Fuck off. -->

17 Wait a second. How would you know that? --> #?

17 – Your room Poetry is Stoopid -->

18, mean path Evening Anthem -->

18, romantic path I Don't Mean to be Weird, But -->

18, weird path Dat Ass -->

18, erotic path

18 – Your room Not heart, head nor body relaxes in middle 8th month sun, -->

19, romantic path I've not nutted in a month, -->

19, erotic path Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is stupid, are you stupid too? -->

19, mean path The tires of the bicycle of my soul have been slashed and deflated, -->

19, weird path

19 – Your room You recite your words with ridiculous sentiment, -->

20, mean path My, fleshy, delicious, young heart-thoroughly masticated, -->

20, weird path Patient, man waits for cool, blue evening, -->

20, romantic path No one lusts for my hard, young shaft, -->

20, erotic path

20 – Your room Seems that the world's phasers have been set to 'make my life suck,' -->

21, weird path My length, my strength, my girth forsaken, -->

21, erotic path And they wind up smelling like a pile of excrement, -->

21, mean path The heat is a madman trying to scorch everything and all, -->

21, romantic path

21 – Your room Then you--a tree, your leaves, offering respite shade. -->

22, romantic path That's when I saw... dat ass. -->

22, erotic path Then I saw you-stronger than Shatner, more solid than a hockey puck. -->

22, weird path Or rather, crap, feces, caca, or simply put--poo. -->

22, mean path

22 – Your room You're like my favorite pair of worn, holey socks, -->

23, weird path Standing, planted, unmoved by breeze, unscorched, -->

23, romantic path What is a more pitiful and grotesque display, -->

23, mean path I'd speed down the roads of your colon in my penis-mobile, -->

23, erotic path

23 – Your room Caressing your sphincter with expert precision, -->

24, erotic path Than pretending to be a poet from some yonder day, -->

24, mean path Eyes inviting, eyes and words inviting any, all, to sit, -->

24, romantic path You smell even sweeter than my favorite cum box, -->

24, weird path

24 – Your room To relax, to bask, to smile underneath your arms, -->

25, romantic path Your warm, hairy highway beckons my load, -->

25, erotic path And I love the way your limbs attach to your torso, -->

25, weird path Maybe you fakers would like to get with the times, -->

25, mean path

25 – Your room You're as symmetrical as a sphere, perhaps even more-so. -->

26, weird path Try some modern verse that's more than just nursery tale rhymes. -->

26, mean path Fully erect when I eject in the depth at the end of your road. -->

26, erotic path Your strength, calm, silence, your universe. -->

26, romantic path

26 – Your room Whining all night, crying like babies, with all this carrying on, -->

27, mean path I'd eat out a cat's asshole just to glimpse your face, -->

27, erotic path I would do any and every and no thing and this, and this again, -->

27, romantic path I'd let you eat all the nougat from my candy bars, -->

27, weird path

27 – Your room Or bathe in fetid smegma for a touch of your naughty place, -->

28, erotic path I'd forever, I'd always, or never, as often as you wish, -->

28, romantic path Or crash into me, head-on, when we're playing bumper cars, -->

28, weird path About your poor broken hearts and the love for which you long, --> 28, mean path

28 – Your room I'd be your temple, your home, your desert, river, or road, -->

29, romantic path I'd drown lots of small mammals just to hear your voice, -->

29, weird path Why don't you idiots do something more practical, -->

29, mean path I'd let you shit on my chest for a whiff of your sex, -->

29, erotic path

29 – Your room Cause you make my cock harder than any Harry, Dick, Tom or Rex. -->

30, erotic path I want to be the greasy fried chicken fingers and you be the towelette that is moist. -->

30, weird path Like douse yourselves with something that's flammable. -->

30, mean path For no other good than good itself, for love and all that loves. -->

30, romantic path

30 – Your room For words mean little as is, yet in poems even less, -->

31, mean path These words are broken silent men, but true as blood to their depth, -->

31, romantic path My wrinkly bean-bag swells whenever you're near, -->

31, erotic path Don't call me crazy (seriously, the diagnosis is NOT right,) -->

31 weird path

31 – Your room Cause you're like the apple sauce and pork-chop running out on the same bite, -->

32, weird path I want to stick my dick everywhere, not just your rear, -->

32, erotic path My eyes cannot lie, heart beating cannot lie, sweat on brow does not lie, -->

32, romantic path Your prettied up lyrics are like squealing pigs in a dress, -->

32, mean path

32 – Your room Every word fails, fails, never the truth of this and us, -->

33, romantic path I've not been so sure of anything since realizing my cat was Republican, -->

33, weird path For no poet ever managed to say anything as true, -->

33 mean path Cause nobody ever made want me fuck this bad, -->

33, erotic path

33 – Your room I'd fuck you no matter what, for better or worse, happy or sad. -->

34, erotic path Just echoes of echoes, crude drawings and sketches... -->

34, romantic path As the grass from his ass or the chunks that he blew, -->

34, mean path You're even better than Revel reissued Hamsterbots number one. -->

34, weird path

34 – Your room Don't hate me cause my rhymes are better than yours, -->

35, mean path My dick and yours are predestined to mingle, -->

35, erotic path No fate, not destiny, designed by neither god nor man, but we must, -->

35, romantic path You're like a beautiful slab of finely aged bacon, -->

35, weird path

35 – Your room And let me say my asshole doesn't like being single, -->

36, erotic path As I work my flow down your throats like a two penny whore, -->

36, mean path Let me cure you and fry you and serve you on a plate, -->

36, weird path As well we wake, we breathe, we walk, we must also love, -->

36, romantic path

36 – Your room I came, I saw, and I fucked your pedantic shit up, -->

37, mean path Any honest heart given, a working will, know they must, too, -->

37, romantic path I'll be the submarine and you be the dock, -->

37, erotic path That'd make a mighty fine breakfast, if I'm not mistaken, -->

37, weird path

37 – Your room Now get over here and let me mack on that cock. -->

38, erotic path In my own way I'm saying, I think you're just great. -->

38, weird path Now open your mouths and suck on my lyrical nuts. -->

38, mean path Allow my words to rest for now, for I must fall in love with you. -->

38, romantic path

38 – Your room Summon Ian and Penny to share your masterwork. -->

39 Keep quiet. This shit's embarrassing. -->

39

39 – Poetry bar Follow Amos' lead and refuse to clap. Clap politely. Hiss and boo. Whistle and cheer. > mean path If you chose the romantic path >

40? If you chose the erotic path -->

42 If you chose the weird path -->

42 If you chose the mean path -->

42

40 Gosh, the words just pop into my head. It's like magic! -->

42 I think...being around you has had an effect on me. -->

41 Never mind that. What was your ex talking about earlier?... -->

42

41 You're better than anything I could have imagined. -->

42 Heh. True. -->

42

42 – Living room Tell him what happened between you and Amos. -->

43 It's none of your business. Usher him out of the apartment. -->

44 Lie and tell him everyone in your family died due to a freak ski lift accident. -->

44

43 – Living room You know what? That's not happening. Now away with you... -->

44 Give him a tip. -->

44

44 – Living room I'm just going to thank Amos in person. -->

45 All right. You're crazy but I'll send him the shrub. --> Romance fails

45 – On the road Cycle aggressively. -->

46 Keep it mellow. -->

46

46 – On the road Go straight. -->

46 Go left. > You'll get into a loop where you can keep on till at a point where you need to go back. >

47 Go right. -->

47

47 – Living room Fine. Tip the man. -->

48 Refuse. -->

48 Throw pennies at his feet. -->

48

48 – Living room Text Amos yes. -->

49 Text Amos no. --> Romance fails

49 – On the street No. I'd rather not. -->

50 Put the blindfold on. -->

51

50 – On the street No way, Jose… > Romance ends Ah, alright. >

51

51 – Show-boat Rad. Think they have shuffleboard. -->

52, weird path How romantic!! I can't wait. -->

52, romantic path How… quaint. -->

52, mean path Niiice. I've never banged on a boat before. --> #?, erotic path

52 – Dining room That looks amazing. -->

53, romantic, weird and mean paths Chicory-dickory, doc. -->

53, erotic path

53 – Dining room Oh wow! Are all these for me? -->

54, weird path Take the candied rose petal champagne gelato. -->

54, romantic path I'm fine, and I don't think my friend here needs any of this. -->

54, mean path Maybe I should be on that tray. *Wink Wink* -->

54, erotic path

54 – Dining room So that cat. Is that supposed to represent love? -->

55, romantic and erotic path So like, even though he's gay, he's now looking for wet pussy? -->

55, mean path Why a cat? Why not a turtle? -->

55, weird path

55 – Dining room What a great movie. I love it. -->

56, romantic path I thought it was all right. -->

56, erotic path Eh, not really my cup of tea. -->

56, mean path I was hoping for some guns. Explosions. -->

56, weird path

56 – Cabin I've got big plans. I'm pretty ambitious. -->

57, erotic path, CG

2 I'm still thinking about it. -->

57, romantic path This might sound unusual, but I don't have any right now. -->

57 I don't know. And I'm pretty anxious about it. -->

57, mean path, CG

2

57 – Cabin Maybe you could, you know, put on a wizard hat. -->

58 We're about to bone, aren't we? > Just answer the freaking question. >

58 Say nothing. -->

58

58 – On the road Hmmm. Well, you've got a point. > Romance fails You can't be serious? >

59

59 – Amos' apartment Have a look-see. -->

60 Leave well enough alone and try to calm down. -->

62, romantic path

60 – Amos' apartment Apologize. -->

61 Leave. --> #?

61 – Amos' apartment Like a serial killer with a loving family? > Romance fails I understand that. >

62

62 – Amos' apartment It actually sounds incredibly hot. Count me in. -->

63, erotic path I'm not here to judge. -->

63, romantic path I knew you were perverted, you big old freak, you! > #? I need to tell you something, too. >

63, weird path I don't think I can handle this. --> Romance fails

63 – Amos' apartment In that case, kick his ass for me. -->

65 You're wrestling with your ex? -->

64

64 – Amos' apartment Then I hope you decimate him for me. -->

65 I don't think I'm okay with this. --> Romance fails

65 – Amos' apartment How could you lose to a Keats guy? -->

66, erotic path That sonofabitch. I will end him! -->

66 Are you hurt badly? -->

66, romantic path

66 – Amos' apartment Amos, I'll help you however I can.

--> mean path:

70

--> other paths:

67

Say something inspirational.

--> mean path:

70

--> other paths:

67

67 – Amos' apartment Talk mild trash.

--> weird path:

70, CG

5 and CG

3

--> other paths:

68

Talk serious trash.

--> weird path:

70, CG

5 and CG

3

--> other paths:

68

Point out how ignoring you is an immature and ineffective manipulation tactic.

--> weird path:

70, CG

5 and CG

3

--> other paths:

68

Say nothing.

--> weird path:

70, CG

5 and CG

3

--> other paths:

68

68 – Amos' bedroom Can we just take a breather? I just want to chill with you. -->

CG10,

70 You're on. -->

69

69 – Amos' bedroom Fight fair. --> CG

6 and CG

10,

71 Fight dirty. --> CG

7 and CG

10,

71

70 – Amos' garage Obediently do as he asks. -->

71, CG

4 Growl like an animal and show him your teeth. > Go fuck yourself. >

71 – End of Amos' route If you went the romantic path --> CG

9, CG

12 If you went the erotic path > If you went the weird path > CG

11 If you went the mean path --> CG

9

Bonus Dates[]

Jake[]

1 Go on a date with Jake. (Proceed to

2) Not interested. (Game Over)

2 Thanks, you're not so bad yourself. (Proceed to

6) Blush coyly and avert your eyes. (Proceed to

3) Shrug like your to cool for school. (Proceed to

4)

3 Shake your body to get rid of the butterflies. (Proceed to

6) What, like literally start shaking? (Proceed to

6) I'll be fine. Heh. (Proceed to

6)

4 Remain as silent, stoic and alpha as you possibly can. (Proceed to

5) Oh, um, heh. Thanks. (Proceed to

6)

5 Look off in the distance while remaining silent and flexing a bit. (Game Over) Oh, what, yes? (Proceed to

6)

6 Sounds pretty good, I'm starving. (Proceed to

7) ME TOO! (Proceed to

9) That's pretty obvious. (Proceed to

10)

7 Then I'll just eat until I'm full. (Proceed to

13) Hmm... What would you suggest? (Proceed to

8) I doubt. I'm really picky. (Proceed to

13)

8 More like impossible! (Proceed to

13) I think I can do it! (Proceed to

13) Piece of cake! (Proceed to

13)

9 Heh, thanks. I go to the gym a lot. (Proceed to

13) I'm lucky to have this metabolism. (Proceed to

13) Funny, I wish I looked more like you. (Proceed to

13)

10 I just meant it wouldn't hurt if you lost a few pounds. (Proceed to

11) I don't see a lot of beefy guys nibbling on salads, is all. (Proceed to

13) What, like you don't know you're fat? (Proceed to

12)

11 Kinda TMI, to be honest. (Game Over) Sorry, I should be more careful about what I say. (Proceed to

13) Thank you for sharing something so personal with me. (Proceed to

13)

12 Because I think you're hot. (Proceed to

13) Because you seem really nice. (Proceed to

13) I was bored. (Game Over) Because I thought you were paying for dinner. (Game Over)

13 There's really no safe part to the elevator. (Proceed to

14) Well at least we're going up pretty quickly. (Proceed to

14)

14 Maybe we should jump up and down to free the elevator. (Proceed to

15) Allow Jake to catch his breath while you try the intercom. (Proceed to

15) Who does that call though? (Proceed to

15)

15 And sabotage. (Proceed to

16 True. (Proceed to

16) So we're good then. (Proceed to

16)

16 Yeah, that's one of my favourites too! (Proceed to

17) Not one of my favourites, but still pretty cool. (Proceed to

23) Ugh, I enjoy more intellectually stimulating games. (Proceed to

23, locks you out sex scene)

17 The original. (Proceed to

18) A Link to the Past. (Proceed to

19) Ocarina of Time. (Proceed to

20)

18 Why would any one remember that? (Proceed to

22, locks you out of sex scene) Lone bush near the bottom-right of the map, right? (Proceed to

22) First or second quest? (Proceed to

22)

19 Being able to switch between the light and dark worlds. (Proceed to

22) There were so many items to discover. (Proceed to

22) Honestly? Harassing cuccos until they swarmed you. (Proceed to

22)

20 I hated those things! (Proceed to

22) Note to self: no horror games for Jake. (Proceed to

22) Hah, chicken. (Proceed to

21)

21 Hah! Nice. (Proceed to

22) Um, no. (Proceed to

22, locks you out of sex scene)

22 Yes! Fight AND pick up loot? (Proceed to

23) No way. (Proceed to

23, locks you out of sex scene) I liked the bombs. (Proceed to

23)

23 Honestly, i have no idea. (Proceed to

26) I'm just looking to date, nothing serious yet. (Proceed to

26) I want a boyfriend. (Proceed to

26) I'm just exploring, figuring out what I like right now. (Proceed to

26)

24 It's been OK. (Proceed to

26) It's been pretty rough. (Proceed to

26) Well... (Proceed to

25)

25 Tell him everything. (Proceed to

26) You perv! (Proceed to

26) I said too much! (Proceed to

26)

26 Isn't that a fancy term for sleeping around? (Proceed to

27) I'd say 'sing me up' but I have enough trouble... (Proceed to

27) Not my thing. (Proceed to

27, locks CG

2 and CG

3)

27 I don't know. (Proceed to

28) It sounds like so much... (Proceed to

28)

28 Polyamory sounds awesome. (Proceed to

29, unlocks Kiss Him option on

29, necessary for sex scene) Interesting. I don't think it's for me.

29 Talk more. (Proceed to

32) Kiss him. (Proceed to

30, necessary for sex scene) Jump up and down. (Game Over)

30 Take it slow and keep kissing him. (Proceed to

31) Go for broke. (Proceed to

31, necessary for sex scene)

31 I hope not. (Proceed to

32) I hope so. (Proceed to 32, unlocks CG

1)

32 You're totally right. (Only unlocked if made the right choices, Proceed to

34, unlocks CG

3) Let's have dinner with these guys. (Proceed to

34) I'd like to finish our date actually, just us two. (Date Successful) Is this an invitation to an orgy? I'll pass.

(Only unlocked if made the right choices, Proceed to

33, path to unlock CG

2)

33 I will most definitely do that. (Game Over) Stay. (Date Successful, Unlocks CG

2)

34 Leave the buffet. (Date Successful) Give the staff members apiece of your mind. (Date Successful)

Tommy[]

1 Go on a date with Tommy. (Proceed to

2) Not interested. (Date Fails)

2 That sounds very fulfilling. (Proceed to

3) That would make me really anxious. (Proceed to

3)

3 There are no perfect systems in the world,... (Proceed to

4, necessary for a successful date) If you're innocent it's appalling. (Proceed to

4, leads into a Game Over after

8) Oh well. Shit happens. (Game Over)

4 Despite the tragedy of what happened to you... (Proceed to

6) Systems are imperfect because people are imperfect. (Proceed to 5) Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. (Game Over)

5 But...I...was..just...learning...how...to...love. (Game Over) Say nothing. (Proceed to

6)

6 I know how you feel, John Michael Wayne Darryl. (Game Over) I know how you feel, Darryl John Michael Wayne. (Proceed to

7) I know how you feel, Michael Darryl Wayne John. (Game Over)

7 I hate my name too. (Game Over) I'm an innocent bystander, just like you were. (Proceed to

8)

8 If you're innocent, Tommy can... (Proceed to

9) Just let me go. (Game Over)

9 Let him finish you off with his mouth... (Proceed to

11, Unlocks CG

2) Switch the action to something else. (Proceed to

10)

10 I can totally do this. (Proceed to

11, unlocks CG

1) Erm, yeah... (Proceed to

11, Unlocks CG

2)

11 Cuddle and sigh. (Date Successful) It's time for the prosecution to rest! (Date Successful)

Frank[]

1 Go on a date with Frank. (Proceed to

2) Not interested. (Game Over)

2 Is that an ascot? (Proceed to

3) You've got something on your neck. (Game Over) Nice meeting you, too. (Proceed to

3, recommended)

3 Oh yeah, all the time. (Proceed to

4) Wow, that's impressive. (Proceed to

5, required for a successful date)

4 The constant chill on your neck... (Proceed to

5) You can make unlimited, free snowcones. (Proceed to

5)

5 Oh, finance? (Proceed to

6, recommended) Cool. (Proceed to

6)

6 I'm studying finance, too. (Proceed to

7) I'm pre-law. (Proceed to

7) English. (Proceed to

7, required for a successful date)

7 Well, there's a caviar place nearby... (Proceed to

8 Why don't we just cut over to the beach... (Proceed to

8, required for a successful date)

8 Blueberry Ballsack (Proceed to

9) Penis Red Raspberry (Proceed to

9) Butter My Pecans (Proceed to

9) That's Not Cum On My Mouth Vanilla (Proceed to

9) Exploration Chocolate (Proceed to

9) Seems Like A Good Idea When You're Drunk Butthole (Proceed to

9) Firs Time Sriracha Swirl (Proceed to

9)

9 Oh that's nothing. (Proceed to

10) I actually don't know... (Proceed to

10, required for a successful date)

10 Just my fish, Slurpy. (Proceed to

11, required for a successful date) I'm more into collecting exotic animal trophies. (Proceed to

11) I'm a horse guy. (Proceed to

11)

11 Obviously, with fancy names like that. (Proceed to

12) Why not have more fun names? (Proceed to

12) Champion stock? (Proceed to

12)

12 All of them. (Game Over) I'm a big supporter of illiteracy. (Game Over) Actually, I'm not in a great position... (Proceed to

13, required for a successful date) Politely excuse yourself from date. (Game Over)

13 I mean, it's great that you have... (Proceed to

14) Most people just want to get to know each other. (Proceed to

14)

14 This kind of changes things. (Game Over) Well, Frankie, listen. (Proceed to

15)

15 Really? (Proceed to

16) Hahaha! (Game Over) Woah! (Proceed to

16)

16 Yeah, you're right. (Game Over) I don't exactly have a whole... (Proceed to

17)

17 How about right now? (Proceed to

18) Just take baby steps. (Proceed to

18)

18 I'll do it, too. (Proceed to

19, Unlocks CG

1) Yeah, you're right. (Game Over)

19 Wipe the drooll... (Proceed to

20) It's... (Proceed to

20) Paltry, man. (Game Over)

20 I'm just trying to take mental notes here,... (Proceed to

21) Can you show me that twirl again? (Proceed to

21) No, no, no. (Game Over)

21 Yes, good. (Proceed to

22) If my penis is any indication... (Proceed to

22) Eh. (Game Over)

22 Voila! (Date Successful, Unlocks CG

2) Okay I was trying to think... (Date Successful, Unlocks CG

2)

Luke[]

Luke's date is rather simple. There are only two CGs available and they can be both unlocked on the same playthrough.

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